cumberquatch
:noun ; (c-m-berq-watch); a c-mberquatch is a rare creature found in select and partially unknown mountainous regions of the world. it has somewhat been describes as a cross between a cuc-mber and a sasquotch. although a c-mberquotch cannot be eaten like a cuc-mber. this is due to the fact that the c-mberquotch’s skin is compiled from pure rust metal. the c-mberquotch’s diet is very typical of a wild land mammal; daily meals comprise of plankton, giant sperm whales, camels and goths.
the c-mberquotch’s preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
the c-mberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a “nice animal”.
the c-mberquotch should not be confused with c-mbercrotch, which is an individual with a cuc-mber phallus. c-mberquotch in groups are also know as c-mberquotchai.
(1)the c-mberquotch appears beautifully gracefull while eating professor hawking
(2)i can hear the c-mberquotchai coming. quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.
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