a c-mbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your s-m-n to the rest of the population.
hank: “hey carlton, i bought that new c-mbleswatch i seen on t.v last night. it was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. i thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and s-xually perverted.

carlton:”you know hank, i’m way ahead of ya! i already have 4 of them because the first three i purchased got ruined because i came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my s-m-n just dried up and i couldnt scr-pe it off so i said what the h-ll and got another one! this one is starting to get a little dirty so i’m thrilles that you have another one for me!

hank:”i says on mine that i have irish s-m-n; what about you carlton?”

*carlton died from cardiac arrest because m-st-rb-t-d too much. he was also very fat. carlton couldn’t respond to hanks question.”

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