cumblock
the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng.
beacuse of the f-ckin c-mblock the shower takes four f-ckin hours to f-ckin drain
similar to a c-ck block, this is the act of walking in someone (usually a male friend) while they are having s-x, to stop them from making it all the way.
guy 1: “i was rooting this chick the other night, i was about to blow but my mate walked in and totally c-m blocked me.”
guy 2: “tough luck man.”
the act of walking in on your mate or male having s-x with their girlfriend/wife as they are about to c-m or nearing the stage where as they would usually c-m. thereby preventing them c-ming. this is also similar to the legendary c-ckblock.
sam: dude i can’t believe u c-mblocked me i was so freaking close arr.
rory: im sorry man, how could i know?
sam: well walking in for a start would have helped!!!.
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