Cumbo

health sciences; usyd

also known as heaven on earth.

the spiritual home of the rangers; horn, cofa, cuddles, cogs and many others who cannot be named.

the dwellers of this campus will often be found kicking a footy, pumping weights, drinking excessive amounts of milk, dressed in very tight and very bright kit, crawling through pubs in eye catching lab coats, on boats cruising sydney’s waters, and repeating subjects for as many as the fourth year in a row.

many enter c-mbo, but few ever leave, as c-mbo is with them forever.

despite it’s somewhat lackl-stre surroundings (i.e. the dead people and poo of facilities), c-mbo is not an opportunity to be missed in ones post-high school years, and is certainly a far better choice than macq uni.
c-mbo, we’re from c-mbo,
we’re the health science faculty,
from the, town of lidcombe,
we’re the f—ing university
when a man will -j-c-l-t- into any conglomerate dish (i.e. pepper steak, chop suey, jambalaya, or gumbo) in order to enhance the flavor of the meal. the mixed product has then become “c-mbo.” not everybody’s cup of tea, but is a good indicator of how much your girlfriend/wife likes the taste of your particular s-m-n.
“i figured that since we have broken out the strawberries, hot fudge, and whipped cream for the dessert portion of our s-xual escapade, dinner would be the perfect occasion for me to splooge in your food and create some gourmet c-mbo. that’s grade-a quality sh-t we’re dealing with here, so be sure to clean off your plate.”
a whimsical creature that takes getting drunk to another level, such a level where she is constantly taking sharpies to the face (amongst other things), loses her phone as well damages it on the reg, she can pound back conrad’s grill like there’s no tomorrow, she can also handle her fair share of bud, and she may be a little hazy sometimes, but behind those thick gl-sses is a lovely, hilarious c-mbo.
“man, did you see that c-mbo at the bar last night, she was face down -ss up in a parking lot with a black dude.”

“pulled a real c-mbo last night and completely shatter my iphone.”
the campus of ol sydney uni health science students!

a specific breed of beaver

a synonym for unappealing out-of-the-way places. so far away and so ugly that most of the human race has infact forgotten about these places. -often refered to as ‘sc-mbo’

also an offencive/degrding adjective used to describe rangers (parking officers) who ride bikes and wear crash helmets

i want to be a c-mbo ranger- old mate