cumbok


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neanderthal man is rumored to have become extinct due to lack of fermented c-mbok feasting.

amateur paleontologists have hypothesized that h-m- sapiens thrived on c-mbok reservoir consumption. once full of the juicy nectar, they inseminated the impala with a hefty pummeling. bodily fluids unite in glorious -j-c-l-t–n which combine to form c-mboks.
sorry dad. we’ve been impala bangin and got c-mbok all over your windscreen.

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