Cumbrella
a condom. an umbrella for your p-n-s preventing the c-m outside.
amy: do you have the protection?
ben: a c-mbrella? yeah i’ve already put it on.
someone who lets everyone else c-m on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )
your mom is the c-mbrella of eastern idaho.
your dad is the c-mbrella of walla walla, washington.
your sister is the c-mbrella of the martin van buren high school varsity football team.
these are umbrella’s used in the p-rn industry to protect camera’s while filming squirt movies.
“dude, cytheria is about to blow. put up the c-mbrella.”
something used as a shield to block a mighty c-m load landing on ones face!
“wtf b-tch, don’t be using my sheets as a c-mbrella”
when a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick’s head and face. she stands under his c-mbrella.
she is standing under his c-mbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.
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