cumbucket list
a list of s-xual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a c-mbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate c-mbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.
1) “how are you and your gf?”
“we’re great, but i still have a c-mbucket list i need to finish and there is no way she’ll be in on it.”
“such as?”
“a threesome in a port-o-potty, -ss to vaj to peanut b-tter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing .”
“…you sick f-ck.”
2) “my bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore.”
“girl, that’s a straight c-mbucket list.”
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