essentially, a promiscuous female of m-ssive, shocking, unheard of proportions. her breath consistently stinks of d-ck snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. that is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? i personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as c-mburping guttersl-ts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. these factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
jose contreras: how does the prost-tute look across the street?
bruce lee: what the c-mburping guttersl-t? she looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of h-rny h-ll’s angels.
a term used to describe a woman or man who is thought to engage in multiple acts of f-ll-t–n to the point of over ingestion of seminal fluid; where any attempts to relieve gastrinomic pressure results in a involuntary influx of said seminal fluid being belched up
description-“jenny is such a c-m-burping-gutter-sl-t”
someone who is so sl-tty and annoying, you must call them this.
christopher is a c-m burping guttersl-t cause he calls my a c-m burping curb sl-t.
a trashy nasty -ss ho that gets around so much he/shes always burping from the daily sack lunches
lindsey: she just can’t keep her legs together or her mouth covered when shes burping after her cream snack in the bathroom stall.
nicole: yeah, she is such a c-m-burping-gutter-sl-t that i am glad that isn’t contagious.
michael: look honey, don’t make me jealous now with all that letting air from some fine -ss boy. if you gonna be a c-m-burping-gutter-sl-t, be one with me!
- rent is too d*mn high
a new york state political party, founded by a fat black man named jimmy mcmillan. it’s main focus is how expensive rent is. was made a youtube hit after jimmy mcmillan appeared in a governor debate for the 2010 ny election. www.rentistood-mnhigh.org carl paladino: “you know what andrew?” andrew cuomo: “what, carl.” carl paladino: “my […]
- flase squad
a hip hop oriented collective of goons, artists, and musicians that came to prominence in los angeles in 2009. they are scattered over parts of europe and california. those flase squad beats were so clean, made me reflect on how wild everything has been.
a little white kid on nickelodeon who imitated eminem’s “without me” video by turning it into “without meat”. did you see it? it was funny. some cheap ripoff of eminem who loves to drink the flem of eminem that loser fleminem drunk some of eminems flem!
feeling lazy, tired, sleepy after eating lunch. or, not wanting to do any work after coming back to work from lunch break. coming back to work from lunch, kyra had a bad case of lunchitis as she found it very difficult to motivate herself to do any work at all. her and her colleagues ended […]
one of the most subscribed users on youtube. started out by doing movie reviews in weird costumes and an even weirder voice. then when he had a large enough fanbase subjected the millions of the websites viewers to his ramblings on such topics as “hey guys i’m drunk” to “let’s achieve world peace by saying […]