Cumclasm
when two gay or straight male friends face each other standing up. they then m-st-rb-t- to see if they can c-m at the same time with their respective p-n-ses pointed directly across from each other. the two male friends then -j-c-l-t- simultaneously into each other’s streams as they -rg-sm. the c-m streams intertwine and proceed to enter the other partner’s urethra, in which it nestles, having symbolized their joining of sperm forever. this whole act is a c-mclasm.
if one of these partners came first, then he had the dominant specimen, and any time the partner who lost engages in the same compet-tion with someone else, they immediately become 10 times more c-m first because of the presence of the dominant sperm in their urethra.
“dude, my girlfriend hasn’t jacked me off in weeks, i don’t know what to do,”
“bro, i can help you with that. i bet you can’t c-m first if we had a c-mclasm!”
“dude, i so can!”
“let’s go bro! c-mclasm time!”
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