the unfortunate disease of c-mming every time one is excited. similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement.
after seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, pete j-zzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. pete suffers from c-mcolepsy.

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