cumcrete
after ejaculating, s-m-n is left inside the urethra. after some time, this seminal fluid hardens causing disturbed urinary patterns.
i was aiming for the toilet but due to an excess of c-mcrete i urinated all over my pants.
dry s-m-n left on a countertop after masturbation.
my roommate is a b-st-rd. he left c-mcrete on the bathroom counter by the toilet. i thought it was toothpaste until a tried to wipe it up with a wet cloth and almost puked from the smell.
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