Cuntfaced
a jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.
u wot?? u fackin’ c-nt!! i’m fackin’ c-ntfaced tonite i fackin’ tell thee, u c-nt!! now get the fackin’ beers in!!
gentleman:
ra ra ra… absolutely… oh and darling, could you tell lady beldeviere i can’t make dinner at the estate tonight? i’m getting c-ntfaced with the chaps from the country club, don’t you know what-what.
lady:
sweetheart, i don’t quite understand that appalling term…
gentleman:
just run along now dear.
c-nt-faced – way to drunk but cant do anything about it.
man asks friend in the pub “how do you feel?”
friend replies “absolultly c-nt faced!”
denotes an extreme state of inebriation, synonyms include geebagged, bladdered and w-nkered
i swear to g-d, i have never in my life been so c-nt-faced as i was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint gl-ss with ice.
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