cumcumber
the s-x toy version of the cuc-mber. the d-ld- of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cuc-mber.
she could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. there it was – 8 inches of thickest greenest c-mc-mber. she returned to her bed. she peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. she lay back and hiked up her shirt. this was going to be one of those nights!
what a cuc-mber is called when you plan on f-cking it.
thank goodness for those ice-cold c-mc-mbers i keep stocked in the fridge or i’d never get laid!
a talking b-tterfly. most commonly seen when you are high on dope, but can sometimes be seen after smoking terrible weed.
“is that what i think it is?” mr. happy asked.
“oh my god, a c-mc-mber!” mr. high answered.
“be my friend…” the c-mc-mber lures.
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