cumdition
when a guy squirts c-m all over someone else’s body
kaylee : so you and jake got a hot date tonight?
kiersten : uh h-ll yeah he’s taking me out to dinner and a movie then were are going back to his mom’s house (cause she has a king size bed and me and jake only have a double) so he can f-ck my tight little p-ssy, then he will c-mdition my hot little body & cuddle with me till morning!
kaylee : wow i wish i had a man to f-ck my tight p-ssy and c-mdition my hot little body!
kiersten : uh sorry to burst your bubble kaylee but you don’t have a hot little body!
steve : hey girls im going to chad’s tonight he’s going to f-ck me in the -ss then c-mdition my hot little body!
kiersten : you know what steve we really don’t care & besides you don’t have a hot little body either you big fat slob!
kaylee : you know what kiersten your not the only one around here with a hot little body!
steve : yeah i would love to f-ck kaylee’s stretched out p-ssy then c-mdition her big beautiful body!
kaylee : steve shut the f-ck up!
kiersten : yeah go c-mdition yourself in the bathroom!
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