cumditioner
the finished product achieved after -j-c-l-t-ng into a girl’s conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. a warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your s-m-n in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and summer’s skeet
amy wouldn’t put out so i went into her bathroom and made her a fresh batch of c-mditioner
c-m that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys c-ck and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he c-ms so hard it shoots in her hair.
my hair is so soft after getting my british c-mditioner treatment.
-j-c-l-t-ng on woman’s hair
sally was sitting on the toilet with diarrhea when, all of the sudden, jacob created a glory hole in the wall and j-zzed all over her hair. after this dose of c-mditioner, sally’s hair never felt better. it was just what she had needed all along – a guy c-mming on her hair through a hole while she had diarrhea!
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