cume


the old english word for sperm
andrew drank a fine keg of bob’s c-me
c-mulative, especially g.p.a.
with a c-me of 3.8, she graduated _magna c-m laude_
short for “c-mulative,” among other things.
jane did really well on her final exams in college, she got a 3.7 c-me!
short for “c-mulative audience”, it’s the total number of listeners a radio station has over the course of an average week. total amount of time spent listening does not matter…if you listen to station a for fifteen minutes one day and station b three hours every day, you’re still c-med to both stations.
if you regularly listen to three radio stations over the course of a week, then you c-me three stations, and thos three stations would consider you part of their c-me.
p-ssywhipped houseb-tch. one who lets his wife control his every move. has been known to have a gps shoved up his -ss so she can track him. scared to death! most common words spoken by him are “yes dear”
joe can’t go out with us for a beer tonight, he’s being a c-mes.that guy is such a c-mes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can’t be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
(short for “c-mulative”.)

1. the combined averages of a student’s gpa.
n. “joe’s c-me was barely high enough to apply for most colleges.”
alternate for suv (sport utility vehicle). used to describe extremely large vehicles (cadillac escalade, hummer h2) that are purchased by people who want to feel more important on the road.
look at that stupid hummer. what a seeume.

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