cumfapelation
when you, after making out with a girl, do not manage to make f-cky with her, so you rid yourself of blue b-lls by fapping, which leads to elation greater than that which the girl could have supplied, but you create a confabulation of how you rocked the daisies with her in order to impress your friends.
bro 1: mine dude, did it come to thine ears that louis and esranel were partaking in coitus?
bro 2: ye, but methinks it be but a weeny c-mfapelation.
bro 1: perchance true, louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
bro 2: yah, he be a c-nt.
bro 1: bro
bro 2: bro
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