cumfumble
any time -j-c-l-t- ends up where it’s not supposed to be.
“man last night i was jacking off to p-rn and i c-mfumbled all over my keyboard.”
“i need to go get plan b. mike accidently came inside me. terrible c-mfumble!”
the phenomenon that occurs when – right at the moment of climax – your grandma calls. essentially, any action that ruins an imminent -rg-sm.
can also be called the c-mble fumble or simply c-mble.
guy – “oh baby, i’m gonna c-m.”
girl – “fill my sweet poonani with you j-zzum, please!”
guy – “urm.. i think you just c-m fumbled me.”
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