Dirty Montana


occurs when a woman puts a large amount of cocaine in her -sshole during s-x, then farts on a man’s face, leaving a cocaine-fecal matter residue on his face. named “montana” for the character tony montana of the movie scarface.
friend 1: you know that guy jim?
friend 2: yeah, the one that does a ton of c-ke?
friend 1: the very same. i heard that he made a prost-tute give him a dirty montana last week.
is when a guy having s-x with a woman sticks his finger in his own -ss and then wipes it on her upper lip.
after or before he c-ms, he reaches back sticking his finger in his -ss then rubs it on her upper lip causing a dirty montana.

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