cumikaze
when you have wild, destructive s-x with someone you don’t give two f-cks about.
stan: dude, joe’s sh-t is getting out of hand man.
rick: what happened??
stan: joe has been hooking up with some “questionable” people lately.
rick: oh yeah, he’s becoming a c-mikaze.
stan: a c-m-ah-what???
rick: a c-mikaze, he obviously doesn’t give a f-ck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a c-mikaze s-x addict.
after having s-x with protection, swinging your condom david and goliath style into your partner’s face.
guy: ahhhhh…. (or horse whinny)
girl: that was amazing!…uhh… what are you doing with th… -splash-
guy: lol
girl: oww wtf was that for?!?!?!
guy: what it was just a c-mikaze!
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