cumlesterol


c-mlesterol is the buildup of j-zz in your d-ck hole. high c-mlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from s-x or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
dude: question. after you beat off, is it hard for you to take a p-ss afterwards?

friend: i spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to p-ss at any given time from my high c-mlesterol levels.

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