Cummanoid
a form of paranoya that usually kicks in within a week after having s-x. it is when you have s-x with a guy, and for the next few weeks you are scared that every white/sticky/transparent stain on your shirt/pants/wall etc is c-m.
basically, it means you’re paranoid of c-m being everywhere.
“oh no, what is that stain on my wall!? and what is that mark on my shirt!!??”
“relax, it’s probably only toothpaste. geez you’re c-mmanoid!”
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to be one who c-ms excessively. such as a braggart who brags excessively. but in this case you’re c-mming excessively. guy 1: dude, i came on that girls face last night! guy 2: you’re such a f-cking c-mmart. guy 1: -donkey punches guy 2-
- Cum'n Cold
when recieving a bl-w j-b from a chick, right before you are about to c-m, you jam your d-ck to the back of the chicks throat so your c-m is forced up into her nose so she has to blow it out in a kleenex. (common cold) whats wrong b-tch? you got a c-m’n cold?
- cunnilingo
a word to describe the use of slang terms for c-nn-l-ng-s, often witty and humorous. the young boys compiled a large list of cunnilingo: m-ff diving, carpet munching, pie sampling, tuna lunch, fish dinner, etc etc.
- cuntilinguist
a person so proficient in eating tw-t that the women think he is comunicating with the sn-tch sally had to call her c-ntilinguist because her p-ssy was clammed up
- cunt kiss
a s-xy, p-ssionate kiss shared by two women. the room buzzed with excitement when mike’s wife bonnie shared a very public c-nt kiss with mary jane at midnight of the new year’s eve party. aunt angie took advantage and gave her sister’s little 10 year old daughter lindy her first experience of a c-nt kiss.