cummerbund
a sash worn at the waist in formal events.for use with a tuxedo. inadvertently sounds silly as h-ll, too
dood 1 : lol that guy looks tight as f-ck in his periwinkle c-mmerbund!
dood 2 : yeah he does!
the little ruffle of remaining foreskin that encircles the head of the p-n-s on a guy who is circ-mcised.
for extra sensation while masturbating, you can roll the c-mmerbund up and down.
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