Cummunism


a society in which c-mmodities and the means of -j-c-l-t–n are collectively owned. in such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his p-n-s; given that his p-n-s would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to w-nk his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not “discharge”).

this system is sometimes known as “commujizm.”
“i much prefer c-mmunism to fapitalism; i believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of c-m. what do you think, c-mrade?”

“c-mmunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans’ nature to equitably distribute s-m-n amongst the various cl-sses of society, and the tragedy of the c-mmons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively.”

“the problem with c-mmunism is that eventually you run out of other people’s s-m-n.”

Read Also:

  • 5 o'clock brow

    the eyebrow stubble experience shortly after grooming. “i just waxed my eyebrows and i already have 5 o’clock brow. #eyebrows brow beauty grooming

  • Bee Stinger Tits

    small and pointy br–sts she has bee stinger t-ts. #t-ts #br–sts #b–bs

  • Bradberry

    a complete idiot for example; somebody who buys an iphone on craigslist for $550. “what a bunch of bradberry’s” a word for doing something stupid or generally being mentally disabled often -ssociated with social experiments (also known as a prank) which involve fear mongering or traumatizing people 1: i just bought an used iphone off […]

  • keolanui

    this last name comes from the background of a family from hawaii. a very great family. tehani keolanui is from hawaii and is very beautiful.

  • Cunt Mothershitter

    someone who complains about someone doing something even though they do that thing themselves person 1:i dropped a fly ball today and bob yelled at me even though he does that all the time! person 2: ya he’s such a c-nt mothersh-tter #c-nt #-sshole #motherf-cker #b-tch #annoying


Disclaimer: Cummunism definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.