Cumnesia


when you have really good s-x and forget about whatever else is going on in your life! it’s amnesia from a good ole fashioned c-m
i was really having a bad day. i came home put on some “o” from pure romance and my husband gave me c-mnesia! now i am so relaxed.
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the act of post-s-xual activity, after engaging in an -rg-sm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or -j-c-l-t–n, occurred.
person 1: so i was f-cking my wife, right? and then we stopped, and i wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! d-mn c-mnesia.

person 2: dude i know what you mean, bro!

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