Cumnor House School


a school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear bright red blazers. it also has the word c-m in its name. school dinners taste like regurgitated sh-t but apart from that its pretty good.
boy: “ooh mum, i wanna go to a really good school.”
mum:”i know just the place, it’s called c-mnor house school. but as a consequence you’ll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten sh-t.”
boy:”yippee!”

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