cumpère
a person who introduces the performers or contestants at the annual p-rn awards.
kathy was the c-mpère again at this year’s backdoor p-rn awards. she won best -n-l p-rn scene for her part in the movie “take the gravy train.”
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- aiggs
the “californian” way of saying eggs; if they say “aiggs,” then they probably say other things weird too. “i’m starving honey, i want some aiggs.” “honey, i’m home, you want some aiggs?”
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any person who looks comical in apperance and has the iq of a wrench. that guy who fell down the stares was a real gibson grays.
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a description for a male, calling them a master of the female anatomy. a god in the art of fingering. “oooh, he’s such a salty jed”
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