Cumpf


an unexplainable irritation of the chin
rowan- you’ve got a very substantial c-mpf today
person- on my chin?
rowan- yeh, right next to your election
can be used in place of the word “v-g-n-” or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insult-tude as “-sshole” or “fool” or “loser” would have.
“i betcha she’s got a nice c-mpf.”
“dude, you’re always such a c-mpf when you’re around those other friends of yours.”
or
“i can’t stand that guy, he’s such a c-mpf.”

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