Cumping


to go camping with the expectation of scr-w-ng in the woods, tent, or c-mper.
dude, i can’t hang out with you this weekend. cindy and i are going on a c-mping trip.

wow sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. matt and i went c-mping.
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the act of having more than three naked people stack on top of eachother and have s-x.
im c-mping now ill have to call you back.
a case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

to make:
– 2 necrophiliacs
– 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
– wet wipes
– a coin

toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). take your posistions at the head and v-lv- facing ends of the corpse. at a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round c-mping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
from the root word c-mp:

c-mping is the act of -j-c-l-t-ng while receiving oral s-x as you sit on a toilet bowl, preferably whiile dropping a duece
1.john c-mped all over that hoes face, it was a c-mp montage

2. usually i like c-mping after i drop the duece, it really tops it off

3. my c-mp smells like salvodorian breast milk ,, i just love the taste
a series of c-mps that a f-ggot sh-ts out of his -ss after -n-l s-x.
jeff:”i think jerry is in the bathroom c-mping we just had but s-x so i bet he has a lot.”

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