cumplug
the dried seman that acc-mlates at the tip of man’s urethra after s-x. during the man’s first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the c-mplug is burst.
woman: why is there p-ss everywhere?
man: baby, it took forever to pop my c-mplug after so much hot lovin’.
the wad of dried c-m in a f-g’s -ss after a good b-tt poundin’. a petrified c-m plug can cause constipation.
bruce was backed up for a week after he let carl’s c-m plug petrify in his -sshole.
the hardened deposit of s-m-n left in the male urethra after masturbation or intercourse. usually formed when one doesn’t “clean the pipes” after such activity resulting in a temporary blockage that can lead to random urinary problems and sometimes temporary pain.
dude, i forgot to p-ss after whackin’ off and now i got a wicked c-m-plug. i just accidentally p-ssed all over my bathroom.
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