Cumpromise
pr-nounced {kuhm-pruh-mahyz}
noun, verb, -mised, -mising
-noun
1. a settlement of affairs reached through somebody c-mming on something, with the ‘something’ usually being a person.
-verb
1. the act of settling a disagreement by c-mming on somebody or something.
mitch: hey phil, your mom and i had a disagreement last night about who got to be on top.
phil: okay… why are you telling me this?
mitch: i just wanted you to know we eventually came to a c-mpromise, and it was fantastic! i gave in and let her ride me and it was sooo good that we both c-mpromised in 10 minutes! awesome eh!
phil: but i thought you said you were going to take care of jeff’s mom last night?
mitch: yea i did, but i’ll tell you about that once she’s walking again…
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