Cumquaffer
one who guzzles human or animal s-m-n in large amounts. typically h-m-s-xual males are referred to as “c-mquaffers,” but loose women can be defined as a “c-mquaffer” as well. based on the latin root “c-m laude,” which literally translates to “bust one’s nut,” and “quaffe,” which means to “guzzle,” and to “ingest one’s splooge.”
“that b-tch–ss shane is a total c-mquaffer. i bet he eats c-mquaffles for breakfast.”
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