cumquatted
to be s-xually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles’ genitalia.
vermont: “d-mn! this darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!”
damon: “awh shoot, you got c-mquatted man!”
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