Epoxycontin


(n) an imagined brand name for a pain killer for athletes that not only eliminates joint pain, but also repairs injured joints.
the athletic therapist prescribed epoxycontin for the over the hill hockey player who refuses to retire despite injuries to both knees and ankles.

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