cumscuttle
(1) any amount of j-zz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.
(2) anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over j-zz/v-g-n-l fluid; an exclamation of a situation’s ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried s-m-n someplace you hadn’t expected it to be.
example #1:
– dude, what’s this white stain on my hamper?
– oh sh-t, i thought she caught it all last night. that’s just my c-mscuttle.
example #2:
– women’s rights?
– oh f-cking c-mscuttle.
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