cumstachio
a shot of -j-c-l-t- sprayed artfully across the lip of your s-x partner.
an unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.
zac hadn’t c-m in three days and sprayed a thick c-mstachio right across pete’s face.
shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so i gave her a c-mstachio instead.
c-mstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a p-rnographic actor.
if a creepy old man offers you a lick of c-mstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.
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