Cumstain McGoo
george w. bush, the man who likes to m-st-rb-t- over killing them god-mn evil-doers in towels.
d-mn their cultural differences, that’s not american!
“free nations are peaceful nations. free nations don’t attack each other. free nations don’t develop weapons of m-ss destruction.”
-george w. bush aka c-mstain mcgoo, unknown date
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