Dante Mustachio


after a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then j-zzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming “dante mustachio!!!”
she never talked to me again after she was dante mustachio.

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