Cumstroke
when you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. your brain loses oxygen and you p-ss out on the floor.
bill: i f-cked up big time yesterday
gary: what happened?
bill: i was w-nking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. i stood up and next thing i know, i’m lying on my side with c-m all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
gary: c-mstroke?
bill: yeah
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