Cumtacts
when you c-m in a girls eyes so a film of c-m resembling a contact is left on her eyeball
girl 1: did he c-m in your eyes?
girl 2: yeah, i couldn’t see for a couple hours because the c-mtact was too thick
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when a man reaches -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t-s in a girl’s eyes, leaving a thin film as if a contact was placed in it.
“did she swallow?”
“nah man, i gave her c-mtacts, she couldn’t see for an hour.”
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