1) means law in latin. as in jurisdiction, jury, and juris doctorate, etc.
2) a male name of latvian origin. in general juris’ tend to be ridiculously hot, flirtatious, self-centered, manipulative, intelligent, funny, ego-maniacs with an inferiority complex. they party like rock-stars and make bad choices in their youth and find it very hard to grow up. they use their good looks and natural charm to manipulate women and get their way in adverse situations. they make lousy boyfriends and tend to break up with you via text message if they notify you at all of the breakup, but wonderful husbands and fathers if you are lucky enough to tame one. be wary, they use their bad-boyfriend image to attract more than their allotment of women, and have been known to date your friends and your friends’ friends, leaving a trail of broken hearts and bitterness wherever they go. they are intense lovers, generous friends, slow to anger, excellent flirts, and fun at parties.
“omg, i woke up next to a juris, but i don’t remember a thing.”
“i married a juris and it took years to break him in but now he is wonderful.”
- jerry day
the birthday of music legend jerry garcia. celebrated with listening to music and having fun. man, we’re gonna get wasted and listen to the dead all day on jerry day, it’s gonna be awesome.
- jewish mother
an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout yiddish randomly. be warned: if you come to my house, you will leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers. 2 more definitions a mother of the jewish religion who is overly […]
- leonardo di cr*pio
an actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted. i would love to bust leonardo di cr-pio in the chops. he looks effeminate.
- club punching
the act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your r-ct-m and pound you silly. “i ain’t goin’ down! i’m club punching!” translation: i will not be the one to go down on you my friend. i would rather you place your p-n-s […]
when a girl is giving head and she quick pulls her mouth off and goes around to suckle any defication out of her lovers -n-l cavity. i was getting an amazing bl-w j-b and she finished it off by giving me the worlds best sneak attack buono