any sort of issues related to and/or involving s-m-n. this can include c-m in the face/hair, the inability to c-m, c-mming too fast, or the ever-dreaded c-m in the pants.
“so we were hooking up last night, and he came in his pants.” that’s a real c-mundrum!
the conflicting feelings of not knowing where to deposit your load.
she told me to c-m on her -ss, but her t-ts were amazing. it was a total c-mundrum.
- ba-dunka-dunk azz
baby girl has a phat azz booty. vida guerra has azz like no other. it’s better than j.lo
an ugly girl with low self-esteem a stupid girl a three legged dog yooo… dave was w-ssssted last night…he brought home a baego
to be really cool. something that is wet, sick, not the shaft. (after swishing a shot) jack: fraquoop!!!!!
- baff n' blow
when you are forced to take a cold shower, and a friend/family member (preferably not a stranger) holds a hair dryer up to your head or body to keep you warm during the unpleasant event. sister 1: oh no, the water is cold! sister 2: you need a baff n’ blow? sister 1: that would […]
- lizard brain
that part of the brain that senses danger, where instincts and gut feelings originate; primal thoughts; subconscious or involuntary processes; the amygdala “dexter” season 5, episode 7: lumen: i just had a feeling. some sort of lizard brain thing. dexter: she’s starting to sound like me. “dexter” season 7, episode 3: deb: how do you […]