a cuncher is someone who is to chicken sh-t to have s-x with his roomate so he jerks off alone every night.
cody walks into his dimly lit bathroom and finds his roomate exotically playing with her d-ld-. he freaks out and runs to his room and finds himself pulling out his flacid p-n-s and jerks off all over his teddy bear. this is a cuncher. sadly a cuncher….

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