cunnilingua franca

the act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.
“mr. o’donaghue, how did you persuade mme. amb-ssador to agree to the terms of the treaty if she only speaks swahili and french and no one at the irish emb-ssy was available to translate?”

“my cunnilingua franca is not too bad i tell you. not too bad at all.”

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