cunnilingus mortem
latin for “death by c-nn-l-ng-s.” when a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given c-nn-l-ng-s by him until she p-sses out, which may possibly lead to death. this perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).
“i just met my perfect lover.”
“really?”
“he sentenced me to c-nn-l-ng-s mortem.”
“wow! can i meet him?”
“no way. he’s mine and i’m not sharing.”
“yeah, i didn’t think he was real.”
“a girl’s gotta dream, doesn’t she?”
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