Cunnilumpkin
a variation of the blumpkin where a woman receives c-nn-l-ng-s while she is defocating. this can be intentional or accidental.
note: for bonus points and so both parties walk away a winner, the cunnilingor can position their own body during a cunnilumpkin to get hot-karl on the pecs.
intentional: busy linda preferred the cunnilumpkin to regular oral s-x since it accomplished two things at once….just as long as they did it at the bus station so she could just leave her sh-t smeared all over the seat cushions.
accidental: ed was really doing a good job down there and eva was starting to peak at her -rg-sm. ed had all he could do to keep her from squirming off the bed so he squeezed her hips tighter, and thats when it happened. the uninvited cunnilumpkin had ruined the sheets and both of their evening plans.
the act of cunnilumpkin is f-cking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
its were you go carpet munching on a j-sm jockey while she takes a sh-t.
a reverse blumpkin
f-ck me i got a blumpkin then peformed cunnilumpkin what the f-cks the difference
Read Also:
- cunt dumpling
the female version of a “c-nt dumpster” a female that goes around in your circle of friends. man, that little c-nt dumpling just went ring around the rosies with the whole crew yo chunks of yeast in a women’s v-g-n- when they have a yeast infection. hey bro, i went down on lindsay last night […]
- cunt-goo
white creamy fluid secreted from the v-g-n- by a woman or girl when she becomes s-xually excited; aka p-ssy-juice after she -rg-smed, her c-nt-goo flowed out of her hot sn-tch.
- Curly Q
the best nickname ever for a hot girl with curly hair wow look at the curly q over there! a curly q is when you p–p and it curls, then tickles your n-ts-ck. your nuts smell like sh-t dude oh, that’s because i totally curly q’ed curly, pungent, sweaty -sshairs. soft and wet from stimulation. […]
- CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH
two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office – but is hovering nearby. phase i: sneak into the victim’s office/cubicle/personal worksp-ce and crop dust. quickly return to your desk. phase ii: dial the victim’s extension, luring them into the kill zone. watch them choke. note: especially effective on […]
- camel hand
when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your b-tt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the b-ttocks and travels backwards through your organs. the garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your […]