Cunt-a-table
c-nt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female genitalia,hence ‘c-nt’) smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.
person a – ‘i’m so bored’
person b – ‘ahh just c-nt-a-table’
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