generally a medical procedure perfomed on an aging 35-40 year old male couch slouch, preiviously diagnosed with an overwhelming case of the “scorp t-ts” (definition available via urban dic.) examination is recomended to patient in the event of a lump or m-ss found in either “scorp” during self pleasure. also recommended on aging body builders whom have found themselves spiraling out of control into “b-tch t-ts”.
tungette told me while he was putting on his masturbation theatre swaray at the lake, he reached up with his free hand to caress his scorp t-t. at the point of -j-c-l-t-ng in front of everyone he lost interest as he noticed a softball size m-ss. dr. scotty smith immediatly recommended a managram.
the name given to anyone who, suprisingly or otherwise, has a ginger beard. oh my, you’ve got a bit of a geard going on there. the patch of facial hair, usually triangular in shape, that grows just beneath the lower lip. jim shaved all the hair off of his entire body, except the geard.
- genio pedo
a bizarre laughing humanoid hyena. this mammal is hard to domesticate but possible nevertheless. can be fed with anything but it has to be accompanied with cheese. it has the laughing syndrome disease; it laughs at the slightest movement and sound; the duration can last for more than a month. although this syndrome can be […]
- mariel jones
a female. usually very s-xy. often times men will describe her as the most s-xable girl, but the hardest to get in bed. when a male dreams of girl with large brests covered in chocolate milk they are said to be dreaming of a mariel jones. the ultimate hot girl with all the fetishes of […]
- married and separated
in brief: married and keep to self. note: married and separated does not mean married but separated. it simply means you are married, but when you’re away from spouse, you don’t bother anybody.
- georgetown prep
probobly the gayest school of all time. although i go here, i hate it b/c it is so f-glike. we try to compete with the other iac schools like bullis and landon but we can’t. we even got ourselves kicked out of the iac in football this year. i’m embarr-ssed to go here. we think […]