cunt-berry fuckle-muffin
a group of c-nt berries covered with s-m-n and v-g-n-l secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed m-ffin.
i was going to eat the ole lady’s sn-tch this morning, but it looked like a c-nt-berry f-ckle-m-ffin
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