Cunt Bruiser


term given to a s-xually active male that displays the ability to bruise v-g-n-‘s in the process of s-xual intercourse.
person a: “dude, my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend was a real c-nt bruiser.”

person b: “how can you tell?”

person a: “better question, how can’t you? ever seen saw ii?”

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